"Assault rifle" is the closest Chinese translation of "Rockette." （"衝鋒槍"最接近的中文詞義叫"洛克茨女郎"）
- Jesse
I went to cheer camp for this? （我為這（表演）去啦啦隊？）
- Roy
Oooops out of step, Is this a death offense? （不合時宜，是不是死罪？）
- D.M.
"Legally Blonde" dolls - Made in N. Korea（"律政俏佳人"布娃娃--朝鮮製造）
- Premal
"Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you" has arrived. I surrender!（"總有一天這些靴子會踩過來"已經來了，我投降！）
----Marshall Meade
All those who "entertained" Bill Clinton on his last trip to Asia, take one step forward. （這些女子是用來取悅上次訪問亞洲的克林頓的嗎？）
- Gary Webb
Fall fashion preview in the North Korean Women's Wear Daily. （朝鮮時裝日報的秋裝預展）
- maureen
The militant arm of the Salvation Army. （救世軍的激進軍人）
- Lionardo Romanelli
China buys The Rockettes （中國買來的洛克茨女郎）
- Richard Breyer
You tick off these Flight Attendants, and your gonna get more then just nuts! （你勾搭這些空姐，得到的不只是一些果仁）
- E. Polito
North Korea's answer to the sudden popularity of line dancing （朝鮮對流行舞的回應）
- Shady
Beijing fashion week begins! （北京時裝周開幕）
- Kirk Smith
Women's march against genetic diversity （女子正步走對抗基因多樣化）
- John Chapin
All together now: （歸納）
"I don't know, but I've been told, （我不知道，但被告知）
"Kim Jong Il is big and bold." （金正日大又禿）
"Big and bold. Big and bold" （大又禿，大又禿）
"He can make it hot when a war goes cold." （他可以將冷戰變熱浪）
（改編自一首美國的行軍曲）
- J Eaton
"And here they come! The North Korean figure skating team makes a dramatic entrance into the Rio Stadium for the 2012 Olympic Games!" （她們來了！朝鮮的花樣滑冰將戲劇性地進入2012年的里約熱內盧奧運比賽。註：2012年應該是倫敦奧運）
- J Eaton
"Well, OUR Second Amendment gives us the right to bare legs!" （我們的第二修正案給我們裸腿的權利）
- InterFedCo
A funeral march for the running dog Ma?? （走狗喪禮遊行）
- William O'Reilly
These guns are made for cocking. （為鬥雞而製造的槍）
- Dave
The North Koreans launch a goodwill tour with a trip to the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. The participants' reaction: "No missles? What kind of a flimsy parade is this?" （朝鮮發起對"梅西大遊行"的親善遊行。他們的反應是"沒有飛彈？這是什麼輕量級的遊行？"
- J Eaton
