前臺小姐的超強英語

昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的：

前臺小姐：「hello?「

老外：「hi.」

前臺小姐：「you have what thing?「

老外：「can you speak english?「

前臺小姐：「if i not speak english, i am speaking what?「

老外：「can anybody else speak english? 「

前臺小姐：「you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.「

老外：「good heavens. anybody here can speak english?「

前臺小姐：「 shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.「

老外：「i want to speak to your manager.「

前臺小姐：「head not zai.you tomorrow come